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batsarebetterthanpeople

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

fairycosmos

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

astriiformes

My sister was telling me that she and her girlfriend went on a ghost tour for their anniversary, and at one point the tour guide mentioned there was a spooky haunted doll down inside a vent but phone flashlights usually weren't powerful enough to see it, so my sister whipped out the industrial-strength flashlight she carries in her purse at all times and the guide exclaimed "Oh! We should have lesbians on every tour!"

the-cunt-of-montecristo

An important message to heterosexuals, listen carefully: you do not, and I repeat do NOT, have to marry someone you actively dislike, don't enjoy spending time with and/or whose hobbies you despise. You do not have to do that!! stop doing that!!!

glitttercore

"hahaha I hate my wife and made an entire room of the house dedicated to evading her company"

"hahaha I hate my husband and I drink industrial quantities of wine to cope with having had kids with him"

MAYBE STOP?

princehendir

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

beyonslayed

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

coolxatu

elaborate tunnel system

sapamanders

crumbs

doodlepede

my eyes are positioned such that i can see the sky above me so that i will be aware of hawks and owls

murray-wrathbard

Some good news among all the bullshit

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Hell yeah kings

yourboykurt

Hell yeah

homochadensis

go dads go

thethingsioverthink

lmao stop applauding men for doing the bare minimum

thebootydiaries

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baphonnicula

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i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

baphonnicula

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they're in love

robanilla

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uhhbananafrappe

Remember, kids

mutualintelligibility-archive

"It’s often unhealthy to hyper-analyze your sexuality to the point where how you experience it changes where you belong. This is why the idea that broader terms are somehow more restrictive is baffling. Continuously breaking labels down and creating terminology for each facet of one’s identity shrinks communities until it’s just one person convinced that they’re the only one who relates to their experiences. It isolates people and ignores the importance of individuality within a collective identity."

On Hyperpersonalized Sexual Identity

barefeetinsoil

The author also dropped some gems in the last paragraph of the short article:

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portaltwo

i cant stop thinking. about this cat

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aleshabun

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deersatan

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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automatic-external-defibrillator

happy one decade to this

podcastwizard

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's mistakes.

podcastwizard

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where were they. greta where were they.

fuggmuff

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

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weepycat

it is not normal for grown men to find teenage girls sexually attractive. in fact, the older you get, the less attractive teenagers should become. i cannot believe people are arguing about this

weepycat

humans are not “wired” to find younger people attractive. you are just poisoned by the normalization of pedophilia and capitalist ideals of beauty. your tastes are supposed to age with you.